Post by ty0069 on May 24, 2006 22:38:46 GMT -5
Leafs chairman, Lawrence M. Tanenbaum, is proud to announce the hiring of new GM Ty Fraser. "It took a lot of negotiating and offering to get Mr. Fraser to talk. After the discussion we had to offer a nice cash bonus to get him to sign the paper, but it will be worth it. The best GM known out there is definately worth whatever he wants. He will be great for the organization and will make this the best team out there."
After former GM was fired for major drug abuse and fighting an officer of law, management went straight for what they wanted to do in the beginning...hire Mr. Fraser. They tried talking to him before, but he wasnt open to offers, now they offered him something he couldn't refuse.
We have asian reporter Trisha Takanawa with Mr. Fraser right now!
Trisha: So what was all the negotiating for you getting hired?
Fraser: I just wanted good benefits...thats all.
Trisha: Well how come it took so much to get you in then?
Fraser: I dont see the big deal here...it was just a severance package I wanted...good benefits...I have a family you know!
Trisha: I heard you are the highest paid manager ever, in fact you are making more than the owner himself...what is that about?
Fraser: Okay, okay...I am the best there is...I am not cheap. This is the only organization out there that can afford me, and since I am worth it...why the hell not?
Trisha: HEY! I ask the questions not you!
Fraser: What?
Trisha: Stop it!
Fraser: Why would I stop it?
Trisha: (runs off screaming)
Fraser: That will show her for messing with the best.
Well, that went ....awful. Anyways, we will see what this GM can do, and if he is indeed actually worth it all.
Fraser: What was that?
....ummm....nothing?
Fraser: Thats right nothing.
....wow...I dont even know what to say...or do. *head explodes*
Fraser: (has intimate relationship with Commissioner)
After former GM was fired for major drug abuse and fighting an officer of law, management went straight for what they wanted to do in the beginning...hire Mr. Fraser. They tried talking to him before, but he wasnt open to offers, now they offered him something he couldn't refuse.
We have asian reporter Trisha Takanawa with Mr. Fraser right now!
Trisha: So what was all the negotiating for you getting hired?
Fraser: I just wanted good benefits...thats all.
Trisha: Well how come it took so much to get you in then?
Fraser: I dont see the big deal here...it was just a severance package I wanted...good benefits...I have a family you know!
Trisha: I heard you are the highest paid manager ever, in fact you are making more than the owner himself...what is that about?
Fraser: Okay, okay...I am the best there is...I am not cheap. This is the only organization out there that can afford me, and since I am worth it...why the hell not?
Trisha: HEY! I ask the questions not you!
Fraser: What?
Trisha: Stop it!
Fraser: Why would I stop it?
Trisha: (runs off screaming)
Fraser: That will show her for messing with the best.
Well, that went ....awful. Anyways, we will see what this GM can do, and if he is indeed actually worth it all.
Fraser: What was that?
....ummm....nothing?
Fraser: Thats right nothing.
....wow...I dont even know what to say...or do. *head explodes*
Fraser: (has intimate relationship with Commissioner)